College Achievements

So, the other day me and Ryan were talking. We decided that life... needs... achievements. Whenever you complete one, a little sound plays and a box pops out of nowhere with a witty title for the achievement you just accomplished. Some examples for college are....
An x in ( ) means I got it:
(x)Just woke up, huh?- Wear pajamas to class.
( )Is that legal?- Do something you thought was illegal and may be illegal but were not caught.
(x)Ow...OOOH!...OW!- Run through the hail.
(x)What'd you say about my mother!?!-Insult someone in another language.
( )Get me outta here!- Escape a stuck elevator.
(x)Don't worry! I made it!- Get to class one minute before the teacher walks in.
( )Does it really take this much change?- Use the washing machines in your dorm.
(x)I will never barf!- Eat the college sushi and survive!
( )Thank you dear GOD!!!- Get a perfect score on a daily quiz.
( )Snake in the grass- Perform a perfect prank.
(x)You're killing me smalls!- Make your teacher worry about you everyday for an entire week.
(x)I support indie music.- Spend a night downloading (legally) bands you've never heard before.
( )That's diarrhea just waiting to happen.- Drink Jessica's coffee. J/K jess!!!!

So you see, life would be more fun this way. And of course there would be more achievments if this were a true thing. Also, there would be a point value assigned to each achievement so you can decide who is truly a master of life. It makes sense to me! Anyways, I'm gonna get Ryan, Cal, and Robert help me come up with more of these and post a full list with point values and way to earn it. O and one of my WITTY titles.
Holla!