The Newest Law

Based upon the absolute and utter awesomeness I have discovered I have developed for writing papers, I feel like there should be a new law. What it basically constitutes is that whenever I write a paper on a subject which I have absolutely no postive idea about completely off the top of my head, every single person should have to send me a text, facebook message, phone call, or to my face a message saying "Mr. Max Pennington, you are an utterly spontaneous, articulate beast which has never been seen on this planet before and will never been seen again."

Now I understand that this statement is completely untrue. Yet, if made into law, I feel like it will encourage me to really use this spontaneous paper writing skill for good. Like aiding people that can not write well under pressure, i.e. Ms. Kryptonite. (She knows who she is.) Also, this will provide me with a good deed for the day. So, you see if people say this phrase to me it will better me and I will in turn use this for the betterment of humanity.

If you doubt my vernacular skill in the department of rushed papers, you have only to read my corporate report on the Coca-Cola Company written in one hour to understand just how true the statement "Max is to writing emergency papers, what Chuck Norris is to the person he is round house kicking."

So if you think this is a law that needs to be made, begin saying this phrase to me. If enough people do it, it will eventually become a cultural phenomena and soon a law. You see my energy shot logic of course!

Holla!